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Metrosexual Fantasies…

These are the men you crave…the pretty boys!!! Perfectly moussed and gelled hair…fresh, smooth, and facialized…toned body…manicured nails…and crisp, flashy attire equipped with a handbag that we’d love to bag, borrow, or steal!!! But what are they? Gay rumors fly faster than viral marketing, however, these gentlemen profess to croon only the ladies. If they are so straight, then why do they scream homosexuality? The new age term to describe this funny phenomenon

metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

Plain and simple, this is a dude that competes with you for bathroom time, cosmetic purchases, and possibly stares while strolling down the street! What I want to know is could you bang a man like this? And if you could get past shagging the metro man…could you play house with him?

Courtesy of our special pals over at DIMEWARS, we can ponder over the top 10 celebrity metrosexuals of the decade. Check out who made the list and tell us if you agree, disagree, or your tales involving your own tootie fruity suga’!!!

Rush over to see them at DIMEWARS

The Skinny on Size

We are not going to sit here and ask the idiotic cliché “Does size matter?” Anyone who dares reply “no” is sure to be a miserable individual who is to thine own self untrue!!! Or possibly they are inexperienced and have only sexed the average man and don’t know any better. Let us first define what is failing, meeting, or exceeding the mark.

Now, for the purpose of this discussion we will only be concerned with erect penises from base to tip because anything limp does nothing for pleasure! The average man is 5 ½ inches and 4 inches in girth or circumference. For those slow on the math, that’s like a little larger than the base of the palm of your hand to the top of your middle finger. Or like the height of a dvd case, and about as thick as a polish sausage for those who love to equate everything to food. Think about how many guys who’ve not even come close to this!!! Those are the underachievers while on the opposite end of the spectrum we have the stallions (anyone excelling past average standards between 7- 10”).

Interruptive FYI:                                                                                                                                              1) According to the Kinsey Institute, the largest penis on record measures a whopping 13” while the smallest sadly is 1 ¾ inches. 2) The average vagina is only 5” deep!!!

Anyone woman with a little experience under her belt will surely agree that a man must have the following in order of importance:

#1 Possess a nice girth or thickness #2 Be at least the average–5 ½ inches or better #3 Have good sex game {strong, rhythmic thrusts+ longevity+ creativity}

The most common myths that Negroids are big while Caucasoids and Mongoloids are small, still prevails. But are they simply absurdities like the stereotypes of Black people and fried chicken, white people not being able to dance, police loving doughnut shops, all Asians are smart…catch my drift?!!

Take the time to drop Goddess a line or two and tell me…
–The biggest + smallest pencils you’ve ever sharpened –Your experiences with the myths… –Most embarrassing or horrific size renditions

Jailbird Letters

Why would I even dare touch this topic? Simple…I realized that more damsels are finding themselves in this state of distress and are simply not talking about it. Slightly embarrassed? Feeling underachieved? Possible reasons why we keep this area to ourselves, but it is due time we shed a little light on a situation that plagues A LOT of us. You ever have a guy that wouldn’t focus on you if he had ultra zoom on state-of-the-art binoculars? He spent his good days running around town with every pretty young thang he could attract yet when his life of crime finally catches up with him and he finds himself on lockdown, you are the most delectable and greatest thing since sliced bread?

Goddess Rendition: I once had a man so tacky, that he needed to borrow my car to handle errands while fresh out of prison and was spotted driving some dame around in my car! Then on his 2^nd bid (yeah I stuck around with his triflin’ ass for some time!) he had the nerve to tell some naïve fukbuddy that I was a cousin he was going to hide out with, but after he gets locked up for the long haul…all of a sudden he wants me to be his wife?!!

Check out excerpts from his latest:

“I have come to realize that you are the whole package…Beauty, Brains, and Ambition!  To top it off, you are down to earth.  you also motivate me to strive harder for what I want.  Did I mention you are sexy as hell?!“

“I genuinely believe that you are ready to settle down and start a family.  You have what it takes and what I need.  In some ways, I wish that I never had been released the first time from jail.  I feel that I may have given you a negative perspective of me.  But since we don’t have an official understanding yet, i want to sit down with you and let you know exactly what I want.  Then I would make love to you….“

“Let’s take a chance!  Neither of us are psychic so we can’t predict the future.  But, I do promise to give you my all.  If you do believe in me and you’re ready, I can get my tattoo in here <smile> …“

ISN’T HE THE MOST ELOQUENT WRITER YOU’VE EVER SEEN?  He should’ve been writing for the New York Times instead of selling them rocks!!!

I welcome your craziest and most disturbing tales of jailhouse love…

5 things you must know before you BED him!

I see it all too frequently. One minute you think you met the dude of your dreams. Then, things move forward rather hastily and surreal. You’re just starting to feel comfy when BOOM! BAM!! BLIPPP!!! Reality swings down and bites you in the ass and you are left to think, “I KNEW it was too good to be true!” Why travel down this path time after time always getting caught in the trap. It’s all about being proactive baby! Goddess is going to give you a quickie tutorial on getting hip to the game before you BED him! Let’s talk about some smart moves you can and should make before jumping in the sack with Mr. Right or Mr. Right now:

#1: Is he, was he…married? Before you have visions of white veils, Vera Wang gowns, and hear wedding bells chiming…you need to do your research. Some clever misters are resisting their vows, have wound up in eternal “separations”, or are caught up in immigration-fixed holy matrimonies, all of which you will never stroll down that aisle. So how do you find out what you’re dying to know? First stop…your county’s clerk of court office. Simply googling “marriage+records+<insert county name>” should place you closely to finding out what you need to know. These are public records and can be purchased for a small fee usually around $10 per record. Here you will find marriage license and divorce records on file. If you want to research virtually and in the privacy of your own home, do a background check via the Internet. My personal faves include Intelius.com, Peoplefinders.com, and ussearch.com. And last but not least, confront him face-to-face documents in hand. Physical reaction is always the best confirmation bitches! Follow this advice and you won’t be sneaking around town with somebody else’s groom unsuspectingly.

#2: Does he have any baby mommas? Poor Goddess had to find this out the hard way. They don’t make them like they used to. These days there are a breed of men who are swift and quick to hide their bundles of joy like cream hides a blemish! For reasons why we need not elaborate but YOU need to know if he has any BM’s because you do not want to be caught up in drama on the front page news not to mention you have to follow his money trail. How much baggage is he really packing? Google “child+support+<insert state>” and in a few short minutes you can search child support case dockets in most states by merely setting up an account giving you quick access. If all else fails, use reverse psychology to pump information out of his inner circle…friends…co-workers…family…even exes! But don’t get caught banging him raw until you know that he a) has no kiddies or b) has kiddies he claims and provides for. Else you’ll find yourself in a very unpleasant predicament.

#3: Can he vote? In other words…has he ever been convicted of a felony? Everybody has bones in their closets. But whether you want to bother with a man depends on the size of the bone and how big the closet is?!! Once again, if you need to see whether he’s ever sold drugs, been arrested for child support, been convicted of robbery or rape, and/or evaded his taxes you can do your research at the county clerk of courts. Some counties have conveniently scanned records for web access, otherwise, you have to waltz on over to the office and do it the old fashioned way. Nonetheless, you’ll be glad you did.

#4: Does he go both ways? You may laugh but Goddess has seen it all on the stomping grounds of the new sin city aka South Beach and lemme tell ya…these guys are getting good! You’ll swear these cuties are straight and they got more suga’ in their punch and tang in their twang than you’d ever want to know about. Before you get intertwined in a mess like this, you need to find out if he lives in two worlds. How? Ask him directly and look for his reaction. Does he seem to have anal fascination? Does he spend a little too much time with the boys?? Time to track down his exes and survey them. Bring up gay-related topics and see how he reacts. While its super cute and fun to have a gay bff it is not a good look to have a man who enters through the front and back.

#5: What the hell does he want with you? He seems to be tight-lipped about why he sequesters you night after night but after a little time you’re beginning to wonder? Am I his woman? Fukbuddy? Are we supposed to be seeing other people? Does he want to settle down yet? Okay, stop flooding your head with all of the possibilities. If you’re grown and you know it clap your hands <clap, clap!!> Okay, gone are the days where we had to hold our tongues. Buckle down and muster up your cojόnes and ask him what the hell he wants in the most blunt and painfully direct way. We can’t expect the boys to comply; however, you have done your part in laying the cards on the table and taking a step closer to being in the know. If he is mature enough to reveal his desires, you better be ready to comprehend and ACCEPT what he tells you and not what you want to believe. If he gives you a buttered up version and tells you he isn’t ready for a relationship yet the sex is superb—that’s what the hell it is bitches!